I'm a 20 year old cat lady... without cats.

 

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

note to future (super rich) self when hiring a butler have sass, puns and general awesomeness as a requirement 

(Source: grampas)

kanyewesticle:

my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

nitratediva:

Real Gatsby-era fashions—in color! Modeled by starlets Jeanette Loff, Edna Murphy, Laura LaPlante, Corliss Palmer, Raquel Torres, Ruth Elder, and Barbara Bedford in 1928.