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(Source: omundohostil)
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THE EMO
note to future (super rich) self when hiring a butler have sass, puns and general awesomeness as a requirement
(Source: grampas)
my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night
“Keep your head held high”
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
(Source: rhymingtruths)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
Real Gatsby-era fashions—in color! Modeled by starlets Jeanette Loff, Edna Murphy, Laura LaPlante, Corliss Palmer, Raquel Torres, Ruth Elder, and Barbara Bedford in 1928.
