"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"
this kid in my drama class said “i relate to loki on a personal level because we’re both adopted and yearn for world domination”
holy shit cows are huge
And apparently very cuddly
I can verify cows are both and they lick like giant slobbery cats.
fucking cuddle with me you bitch
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kissing is great
but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
Bench to Bedroom: Urban Furniture Turned Homeless Shelters
"Whereas London and Montreal have installed spikes on the sidewalks to keep homeless people from getting too comfortable, Vancouver offers a kind welcome with benches that transform into mini-shelters. A nonprofit called RainCity Housing teamed up with Spring Advertising to create the modified public benches in order to provide a covered place to sleep while simultaneously raising awareness….”